the laughing kalahora

It's gonna be a cold day in hell. 32/she~her/ace(!)~aro(?)/somewhere in Europe

tomhardyvariations:

“….award to Tom Hardy, who drove across Siberia to raise funds for Cambridge homeless charity, Flack.”

…and who gave lovely cuddletimes to many Siberian dogs. :-)

Jan 06 2019

otherwindow:

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A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters. 

Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.

Not even a cute anime Orc, just a realistically drawn Warcraft Orc named Mo’Gar Skullcrush or something. 

None of the girls in the group transform into cute Elves. It’s just Lady Stormbeard the Dwarf ranger. Skeletal Lich Bellinde Bloodless. GrhhuHghh the Goblin cleric. Every villain they meet is fucking terrified.

jay345sal28:

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The other’s from Aunt Peggy herself. She sends Toni a tube of blood red lipstick, an exact match for the shade she herself always wears, a set of slender brass knuckles, and a pair of brilliant ruby studs. The letter that’s enclosed is one that Toni reads over and over again.

“Fuck them all ducky.” Aunt Peggy’s elegant script tells her. “Be loud. Be bright. Make them listen. Don’t give them a choice. They’ll try to beat you down, try to make you small. Don’t be small Toni, be mighty. P.S. I framed that headline.”

I love how Peggy Carter influenced Toni Stark in @rayshippouuchiha The Limitations of Wax fanfiction. Here’s a little aesthetic with Toni drawing from her Aunt Peggy inspiration and incorporating it in her life. Ft. Michelle Gomez as Maria Stark and Idda van Munster as Toni Stark.

Jan 05 2019

Surviving a Desert

hgk477:

  1. Only move at dusk and dawn. 
  2. Cover yourself. The sun is an old and angry thing. 
  3. Try not to leave tracks. 
  4. Not all that is visible is real. 
  5. Not all that is real is visible. 
  6. When you start hearing the voices of the dead, settle down and do not move. They will pass you by. 
  7. Do not approach caravans. 
  8. Dreams had in the desert are either prophetic or real. Decide wisely which to believe. 
  9. There are no wolves here. You will hear them anyway. 
  10. Never rest in the bottom of a dune valley. 
  11. Do not speak to anything that has not proven itself to be human. 
  12. When the sand shakes, run. 
  13. Cover your mouth. The sand will coat your lungs. 
  14. Seeing things in the day is not a problem. Seeing things at night should be.  
  15. Never play the flute. 
  16. Always carry a sack of sugar for hungry things. 
  17. You are meat. Do not forget this fact. 
  18. If there is something in your periphery, do not look at it. It wants you to. 
  19. Dig yourself into the ground in a sandstorm. The wind will take you away. 
  20. The flames are not real. 
  21. The shadows are not real. 
  22. Never close your tent flap all the way. It is impolite. 
  23. Never let your lantern go out. 
  24. The ancient have no love for the young. 
  25. Do not drink water offered to you. 
  26. Do not watch the dancers. They will trick you. 
  27. There should be no clouds. If there are, move until they disappear. 
  28. Travel alone. You will invariably lose your companions. 
  29. Someone will cry out for help. Do not follow the voice. 
  30. The murmurs of veiled ones are to be disregarded.

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